Uzi’s more elf than Santa — yes, that’s a joke about his height — but could you imagine what a Jolly St. Nick he’d be? We all know that beneath his gloomy exterior there’s a dude that seems to straight-up love life. And what a giving Kringle he’d be! Uzi loves his fans almost as much as they love him. We’re obviously huge fans, which is why this is here, because yes, we can tell that it’s actually a t-shirt.